Pimp'in & Hoe'in my Dughter's Services

[robreddy]

Ya you read that rite.......so sittin here in my jacked up caddie in a sweet while leasure suit and furry purple hat I'm looking to get the Reddy girls earnin a little scratch for their big daddy

Now get your mind out of the gutter as this is my daughter's we're talking bout!!!

Both have recently passed their American Red Cross baby sitting class - they are FAR more responsible, intellegent and gererally better behaved than their father. So if you are in need of baby sitting services (no new borns) in or around Bay Village give Pimp Daddy Reddy a call and I'll try and hook you up w/one of my bee-oches.

r

440.376.9054

[psquared]

Nice Rob. We live over on Midland in Bay. I will be calling. My kids love hoes.

[JMcAbier]

ok, got to relay a story from Sunday morning.

Tanja and I were out Saturday night and had a new sitter. 15 year old girl from down the street.

Fast forward to Sunday morning. I'm still feeling the effects of a late night and a few Bud's, so I'm really groggy as I stand over the sink, filling up the coffee pot when I notice there aren't any dirty dishes in the sink. Wait a second, there aren't any dishes "drying" on the countertop either. I open the dishwasher...empty? As I stand there trying to rack my brain as to what the world is going on, I slowly begin taking in my surroundings and notice everything is neatly organized in our kitchen...even my wife's always cluttered desk. I walk into the family room, still carrying the coffee pot, and see that all the toys are put away, blanket is folded, and the pillows are actually on the couches and not thrown about the room. That is when it dawns on me: HOLY COW, Allison actually cleaned up!

This is such a rarity in today's sitting circles that we called and thanked the parents and told them that there will definitely be some more coin in Allison's next sitting job here. We had grown accustomed to sitters only "working" for an hour until the kids go to bed, then just chillin'. Maybe just maybe, one or two would go that extra mile and even turn off some lights in the house.

Moral of the Story: Reddy, make sure those girls tidy things up if you really want to be rakin' in the big bucks!

[robreddy]

ummmmm jay - hate to burst your bubble but.........

remember back to YOUR HS days - when exactly did you clean the house?

think

think

think

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Light bulb goes on

smile fades to frown

explitive uttered

ya that's rite - say it out loud - the McAbier's just hosted their FIRST HS house party - cleaning, particularly GOOD cleaning by a teenager only occurs after the keg, bong, sex party ends - the CLEANER the house the MORE WILD the party

It is the classic tip off - and newbie/amature mistake - cleaning to the point of being noticed

So Jay seems your little boys have most likely had their first kiss and "puff on the cheeba"

Sorry to break the news - ;]

r

[ebanks2]

Rob....that cracked me up...how true!

[JMcAbier]

Rob,

Please do not ruin my impression of this fine young lady. She would never do anything like that! I prefer to remain naive with my blinders on

and "puff on the cheeba?" Have never heard that phrase before. Tanja and I were still laughing about it last night!

[Eric]

Don't forget that Rob works in Oberlin....puff...puff

[suziharman]

What do you pay a baby-sitter these days (the cleaners vs non-cleaners)? So far the grandparents have been free, but Reddy's girls would be ideal for getting a run in or help with going to the pool this summer...

[harris]

How many kids do you have and are they bad?

[suziharman]

Depends on the hour - tonight, yes.

Just kidding - two kids and both under 2.