Post by jetlink on Mar 19, 2008 14:36:44 GMT -5
Eddie wanted desperately to have relations with this very hot, cute girl in his office........but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so fustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex w/you" The girl looked at him and said "NO"
Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and then said she'd consult with her boyfriend. She called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, "Tell him you'll do it for $200 and pick the money up so fast that he'll not even be able to get his pants down," She agreed and accepted the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still awaiting a call from his girlfriend. Finally, after 45minutes the boyfriend calls and asks "what happened?"
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all pennies!"
Managment lesson: Always consider a business proposition in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed
Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and then said she'd consult with her boyfriend. She called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, "Tell him you'll do it for $200 and pick the money up so fast that he'll not even be able to get his pants down," She agreed and accepted the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still awaiting a call from his girlfriend. Finally, after 45minutes the boyfriend calls and asks "what happened?"
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all pennies!"
Managment lesson: Always consider a business proposition in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed
