Post by robreddy on Feb 11, 2009 14:34:20 GMT -5
Got up and thought “GD it is early and cold”
Went the the BP - got a BIG diet coke and sticky bun - ummmmmmmmm
Met Bruce, Z, Aaron - some other people i did’nt know but they looked nice - thought “GD it is early and cold”
Got to the race site and thought - “GD its early, cold, icy, and wondered, are we in West Virgina - I mean the idea of running in the woods gave me flash of Deliverance in my mind. Started to think that I might get captured by some wilderness man and made to be his wife - I mean I was running in tights i bet I looked pretty yummy to some dude who has been hunkered down in his hut for the winter with nothing but a few old Maxium Mags and the bundie roll of TP.”
Started running and thought - “humm this is not so bad snow is packed down great - I LOVE the dirty dog trail run”
Made the first left turn and 3 min later thought - “GD where did the nice packed trail go, gggrrrrrrr its early, cold and icy”
15 min later throught - “GD when in the hell are we gonna get back on some packed trail”
20 min later - light swearing starts
25 min later thought - “OMG did I hear Mr Deliverance in the woods commin to get me?!?!?! Please god I don’t want to be anyone’s bee-och”
35 min later - heavy swearing starts
40 min later thought - who in the hell thought this was a good idea and what fool decided we should run through 24 inch deep loose snow”
45 min later - running across the front field of a church - “loud swearing - enough to make a sailor blush - wondering/hoping god would strike me dead with lightning now because it would end this race sooner.”
50 min later I’m yelling - “You-Hoooo Mr Deliverance - there is a nice, fresh young man (lie) running in the woods who would like to be your wife - if you will just get me out of this race”
55 min later - Saying over and over and over in my head "I hate you Aaron, hate you Aaron, Hate you Aaron"
59 min later - crossed the finish line - people ask, so how you like the race - BIG LIES as I say it was great, loved it, really not all that hard, not so cold, can’t wait to do it again next year.
70 min later - Wink and wave good by (w/one finger) to Mr. Deliverance. Flash my lilly white a ss at him as we drive away - just to give him something to think about when he is back home in his hut with the mags and TP.
90 min later - eating a lot at Rood’s - ummmmmmmmm
r
Went the the BP - got a BIG diet coke and sticky bun - ummmmmmmmm
Met Bruce, Z, Aaron - some other people i did’nt know but they looked nice - thought “GD it is early and cold”
Got to the race site and thought - “GD its early, cold, icy, and wondered, are we in West Virgina - I mean the idea of running in the woods gave me flash of Deliverance in my mind. Started to think that I might get captured by some wilderness man and made to be his wife - I mean I was running in tights i bet I looked pretty yummy to some dude who has been hunkered down in his hut for the winter with nothing but a few old Maxium Mags and the bundie roll of TP.”
Started running and thought - “humm this is not so bad snow is packed down great - I LOVE the dirty dog trail run”
Made the first left turn and 3 min later thought - “GD where did the nice packed trail go, gggrrrrrrr its early, cold and icy”
15 min later throught - “GD when in the hell are we gonna get back on some packed trail”
20 min later - light swearing starts
25 min later thought - “OMG did I hear Mr Deliverance in the woods commin to get me?!?!?! Please god I don’t want to be anyone’s bee-och”
35 min later - heavy swearing starts
40 min later thought - who in the hell thought this was a good idea and what fool decided we should run through 24 inch deep loose snow”
45 min later - running across the front field of a church - “loud swearing - enough to make a sailor blush - wondering/hoping god would strike me dead with lightning now because it would end this race sooner.”
50 min later I’m yelling - “You-Hoooo Mr Deliverance - there is a nice, fresh young man (lie) running in the woods who would like to be your wife - if you will just get me out of this race”
55 min later - Saying over and over and over in my head "I hate you Aaron, hate you Aaron, Hate you Aaron"
59 min later - crossed the finish line - people ask, so how you like the race - BIG LIES as I say it was great, loved it, really not all that hard, not so cold, can’t wait to do it again next year.
70 min later - Wink and wave good by (w/one finger) to Mr. Deliverance. Flash my lilly white a ss at him as we drive away - just to give him something to think about when he is back home in his hut with the mags and TP.
90 min later - eating a lot at Rood’s - ummmmmmmmm
r
